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- 2011-12-27双语笑话：幸运数字5 Lucky Number 5
- Frank believed that five was his special number.弗兰克相信,5是他的幸运数。He was born on May 5, had five children and lived at 555 East 55 Street.他生在5月5日，有5个孩子，住在东55街555号。A[阅读全文]
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- 2011-12-24英语笑话：委婉的报丧方式（双语对照）
- Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for se[阅读全文]
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- 2011-12-22英语笑话：吝啬鬼请客
- The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, Come up to the fifth floor and ring the do[阅读全文]
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- 2011-12-21英语幽默：先把车窗摇上去
- A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.一位女士把车撞了一个坑,于是就去修车。 The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had t[阅读全文]
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- 2011-12-19英语幽默：难兄难弟 The Two Men
- A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouri[阅读全文]
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- 2011-12-6英语笑话：到底谁欠谁钱
- A lawyers dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyers office and asks, If a dog running unleashed stea[阅读全文]
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- 2011-11-27幽默笑话：时间对猪的意义
- One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers ear[阅读全文]
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- 2011-11-7笑死人的10个小秘密
- 01 : The full name of Donald Duck: Donald Fauntleroy Duck.01：唐老鸭的全名：Donald Fauntleroy Duck。02 : A giraffe can clean its own ears with its tongue.02：长颈鹿可以用舌头来清理干[阅读全文]
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- 2008-8-30谜语,名间幽默的体现
- 近读一希腊神话故事,题目是The Sphinx(斯芬克斯之迷),全文如下:Laius, king of Thebes, was warned by an oracle tha~ there was danger to his throne and life if his new-born son should be s[阅读全文]
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- 2008-4-16Endearing terms 可爱的称呼
- Endearing terms可爱的称呼Bernie was invited to his friends home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Hone[阅读全文]
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- 2008-4-16Honest？诚实吗？
- Honest？诚实吗？Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name is Billy. Whats yours? asked the first boy. To[阅读全文]
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- 2008-4-16St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题
- St Peters question圣彼德的问题Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to ans[阅读全文]
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- 2008-4-16Photo of my wife 我老婆的照片
- Photo of my wife我老婆的照片A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks insid[阅读全文]
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- 2008-4-16Talking clock 会说话的钟
- Talking clock会说话的钟While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is the big brass gong and hammer for?[阅读全文]
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- 2008-4-16Poisonous snakes 毒蛇
- Poisonous snakes 毒蛇A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, Dad，are we poisonous snakes? The father replies proudly, Yes[阅读全文]
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- 2008-4-16Problem with gas 放屁的问题
- Problem with gas放屁的问题A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesnt really bother me too much. They neve[阅读全文]
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- 2008-4-16How did I do? 我干得怎么样？
- How did I do?我干得怎么样？A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. BUP中国英语学习网A call came in telling them to disper[阅读全文]
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- 2008-4-16If Life Were Like A Computer 假如生活是一台电脑
- If Life Were Like A Computer假如生活是一台电脑You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the recycle bin and res[阅读全文]
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- 2008-4-16I would prefer the traditional service 我还是喜欢传统的仪式
- I would prefer the traditional service我还是喜欢传统的仪式A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a con[阅读全文]
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- 2008-4-16Pa won't like it 爸爸会不高兴的
- Pa wont like it爸爸会不高兴的It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. Hey Willis!! the fa[阅读全文]
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